Sam Brownback, proud opponent of Satanic and un-American lies such as evolution, global warming and heliocentrism.
It isn’t without some genuine Schadenfreude I read that Sam Brownback’s presidential campaign is actually taking some damage from parody sites like Baptists for Brownback. All of this is welcome. Brownback is a despicable little man with nasty views, such as opposing abortion even in the case of rape. Hopefully parodies like this can help people realize the inherent absurdity of the religious-conservative stances.